There were three construction workers. A mexican, an English, and the
other was Canadian.
They were having lunch on the high scaffolding of the building they
were building.
The Mexican looked in his lunch, and said, “A taco, if I get a taco
one more time I’m going to jump off this building!”
The English guy looked in his lunch, and said, “Crumpets, if I get
crumpets one more time I’m going to jump off this building!”
Then the Canadian guy looked in his lunch and said, “Tomato sauce, if
I get this sauce one more time I’m going to jump off of this building!”
The next day they all got the same lunch, and they all jumped off the
building, and died.
At the funeral the Mexican’s wife said, “If he would have told me he
didn’t want tacos I would have made him something different.”
Then the English guy’s wife said, “If he would have told me he didn’t
want crumpets I would have made him something else.”
Then the Canadian guy’s wife said, “I don’t understand, he made his own lunch.”
Tasty !