A manly man thread

Yep. Car keys in the right pocket help 'the reach factor'. Make sure the darn cell phone is not in the same pocket or it can come in between your hand and 'YOU'. This reminds me of Calvin Klein Jeans commercial where Cindy says, "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins".

Maddy: Are you sure she didn't quit after seeing you scratch?

Too much information!!!

:yukh:

I’ve never had the scratching problem, I shower daily and keep it well trimmed but it does get out of place sometimes especially with boxers/old briefs, just adjust it through my pockets.

Folks, use a good anti-bacterial soap down there, and wear a clean underwear daily for gods sake! as for the gear shift problem, get comfortably fitted undies so your boys can stay secure and tucked in place. I hope to god no one wears silk.

I ahve two assistants who usually rotate odd and even days and scratch me when I ask.

Clean/Trim/wax/bleach the hair off maybe and you won’t feel the need to scratch that itch?

Its the adjusting and circulation thats a bitch esp. when you sit for long hours at your desk. Usually a walk around the corner hand in pocket strategy works :hehe:

You idiots, itching is not necessarily associated with "not cleaning or not showering". Everyone's skin is different. Skin around that part of body is specially more sensitive or itch prone. Some other factors add to it to. Also, I think Frued forgot to add it to his authoritative works that men just love doing it anyway.

The misplacement issue is an important one. Boxers don't help. The best choice for that problem are those "tubed legged" underwears. Calvin Kein has two varieties in them... I think one is Trunk and other is Body brief. Work wonders. Conventional briefs are pain in the nuts.

The resulting stubble (after a few days) usually causes even more itching :bummer:

Good God, what have I done. Why did I click on this thread. whyyy, oooh whhhyyy!
I have been scarred for life.

Don’t ask me why. The title clearly says that this is a men’s thread… unless you came in here looking for a man :nono4:

So all these men came in here looking for a man?

Umm, okay, makes sense in your case. :mash:

Hats off to all the ladies who curbed the urge to post in this thread. Now, you can appreciate what us men go through reading "girls only’ threads. :rolleyes:

better tell the truth, she quit because u scratch :stuck_out_tongue:

PS: well mine desk is also located very stratigically n its big enuf :wink:

:hehe:

This makes menstruation sound like a piece of cake.

No actually wait till you hear stories of nut crackling.

Uh speechless

I don't want to know.

What are you guys (Coco & Maddy) nuts? Thats probably the worst case scenario…man oh man…I don’t think shaving or cleanliness is the issue (atleast I hope it isn’t for ya’ll), it itches for no apparent issue.

Now the adjustment issue is a very important one. I see it as a critical matter. My solution is to get up and go grab coffee or if its a conference situation, just go for a long stretch. Many good ideas disccussed, fellas!

i find that coffee makes things worse for me as far as adjustment goes.

especially if i have more than 2 cups.

Put it this way even though it is shaved you still need to scratch its a natural thing. Best thing to do take a bathroom trip and get it over with. Adjusting can be a pain. Worse thing is when you a boner and lets say its starts to get visible esp in the work place. Those are trying times.