A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, “For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.” The man thought for a minute and said, “I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I’m afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill.
So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.” The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “No, I don’t think I can do that. Just think of all the pavement that would be needed, the ecology that would be disturbed. I am afraid sir, that is just too much to ask”
The man agreed and thought for a minute and then told the genie, “There is one thing that i have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?” The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?”
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haha very funny especially this part “Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?” haha 
haha 
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lol I saw that coming.
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^^ What? The highway?
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:p
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:D
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ok
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lol
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lolz
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lol
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhha..not funny. :snnoooty:
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:D