A man goes to the doctor ...

A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. ‘You are going to die,’ he said.
‘When will I die?’ the patient asked.
‘Ten,’ the doctor replied.
The patient, wondering, asked, ‘Ten what? Years, months, days …? Tell me doc, I gotta know.’
‘Nine,’ the doctor said.

:hehe: bohat he kick hai is main yar

haha :k:

ONEderful :hehe:

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lol thats horrible :rotfl:

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bari game hai jee aap ki..:smiley:
waisey aap ko Khail Khalari section ka moderator hoona chahiyee tha, yahan kahan phass gayee..:wink:

^ :hehe: nahin jee…kk..kak kyon jee…mm..mujh ko khel khilari ka mod kyon hona chahiay tha? bolte bolte haklaata hai :stuck_out_tongue:

:hehe:…good one…

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Lol

no1. to halaatey howey jaumla iss terhan hoona chahiyee tha.
kk..kak kyon jee…mm..mujh ko… kh.kh…khel khilari ka.. mm… mod kyon ..hh..hona chahiay tha?:d:D

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

P.S… Bari game hai jee aap ki, abhi jawab nahin doon gi kisi orr post main discuss hoo ga…:wink:

^ Allah reham karey… instant tension hone wala icon aur instant tension hone par fut se gol topi laga kar hil hil kar dua maangne wala icon :halo:

:stuck_out_tongue:

hahahaha :smiley:

i wonder use 8 sunnay se pehlay hi heart attack tu nahi ho gya ?:smiley:

:bravo:

yeh icon kabhi deekha nahin, BTW GS per kab introduce hoo raha hai?