A little girl raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked
if her grandmother could have a baby. The teacher was a bit
surprised at the question but answered that the grandmother
was too old to have babies.
“So what about my mother?” asked the girl. The teacher said
that it was possible, but that her mother was probably getting
too old to be having babies as well.
“Well, then could I have a baby?” she wanted to know.
“Goodness no!” said the teacher, “you are much too young.”
“See!” said a voice from the back of the classroom, “I told
YOU you didn’t have anything to worry about.”
