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Kuttay, Kameenay, main tumhey jaan sey maar doonga. -
Main tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga. -
Itnay paisay tum kahan sey laaye? -
Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. -
Bacchhhaaaaaooooo..... -
Yeh anyay hai bhagwan. -
Batao, heeray kahan hain? -
Tum mairey liyey mar chukey ho. -
Police meeray peechay lagee hui hai.
And the number one statement is…
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Mai tumharay bachey ki maa bannay waali hoon.
** Here are the best of the rest…
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Ghar mein do jawan betiyaan hain.
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Lo…muh meetha kar lo.
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Mein yeh shaadi nahin honay doongi.
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Aaj pinky ka janam din hai.
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Yeh aap kiya keh rahein hain, bhai sahab?
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Bhaiyya!!!
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Maa, tum kitnee achee ho.
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Aaj mein buhat khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)
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Arrey issey to taiz bukhaar hai.
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Nikal jaa merey ghar sey.
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Hato naa, log kiya kahengey.
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Khabardaar jo mujhay haath bhee lagaya.
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Tumney apnee maa ka doodh piya hai to…
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Jug jug jeeyo beti/beta.
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Gurkha, isey dhakkey maar key bahir nikal do.
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Main ney tumhey paal pos kar bara kiya.
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Ab tumari maa hamarey qabzay main hai.
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Police ko tum jaisey naujawanon par naaz hai.
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Driver, gaadi roko.
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Eik baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta.
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Aur yeh bechari begunnah hai. That’s all, your honor
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Tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.
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Mulzim ko Baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai
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Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaney key laiq nahin rahey.
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(Hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hoon?
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Kiya isi din key liyey tujhe paida kiya tha?
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Yeh sauda tumhay buhat mehanga parega.
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Bhagwan, maine aaj tuk tumsey kuch nahin maanga, aaj pehli baar kuch maang raha hoon.
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Qanoon kay haath buhat lambay hotey hain.
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Aey jee! Aap bade woh hain!
