A Lil Stupid...I M American....

Entertainment Showbiz Pakistan , Bollywood & World Entertainment
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I found this on the net …thought it would b good 4 a joke…enjoy…
No Offence 2 the Pakistani Americans…

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Based On I M Canadian Commercial of Joe…

I am not particularly intelligent

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, open minded or generally well
liked.
I don’t live in a clean place.
I don’t eat nutritiously very

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often, and I abandon my car on the side of the Interstate until
the tires are stolen.

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I don’t know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or
Gutenburg, although, I am certain they weren’t American.
I drink
watery beer.
I don’t use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns
for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN’T
not AREN’T I don’t say “you’re welcome” in response to “thank
you”.
I say Uh Huh.
I can proudly sew my countrys flag on my
backpack…until I go anywhere.
Burger King is fine dining and
Miss America is a virgin.
Ketchup IS a vegtable and WWF wrestling
is real.
The United States is the ONLY country in the world, the
FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray,
I’m married to my sister

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, and
I AM AMERICAN!

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Yea, well Canada's not even a real country.
Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

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Hey Thats was pretty good ...but ...huh...all a lie...
Peace

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2pak, did you get the SP lyrics from a site? Does it entertain stuff related to the movie?

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thats why I advice everyone to go back to Pakistan! Canada USA both suck!