A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

A letter from a Mother to her son.

My dear … Singh,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. … Singh, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

Did any 1 of u get this type of letter be4 ?

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

It must be moved to Jokes (G) section ....Please..

Thanks

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

:bummer: nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

Haan jee... Sardaroon kee Khat bari mehfil main sunataay ho.. :D

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

:frowning: mughe pehle keh dete main chappar main suna deta
acha jaisa mods ko manzjoor :bummer:

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

haan ji.. sardar ji belong in jokes section..:D
but it's nice letter..:D

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hahahahah :rotfl:
i was in such a bad mood.. made me laugh :smiley:

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lol

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

lay di ki honey bus bhi kar jao ab :hoonh:
kyun atti ka howa tha :stuck_out_tongue:

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nope not me i live with my mommy:bummer:

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lol

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:rotfl:

Sardars :rolleyes:

:smiley:

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:hehe:

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

its really good ..... very funny ..... esp dis one ...... "Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle."

Re: A letter From a Desi Mother !!!

It's a classic! I was laughing at the computer screen and that doesn't happen often. :D