This is cute! Not really, but you have to read it.
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don’t care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John.
PLS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer. Be patient with me & pray for me always. God we see us through.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
The lesson:- the things can be far more worse then the things you currently are stuck with.
nah, just got a call saying he cant come online today cuz somethings up with his computer. so I will be on there 2moro usual time another friend was also on there, and we talked for ages…and then I said I had to go …cuz I really have to revise
Im going to revise now
btw…hows ur exams going? u got loads this week…wot u doing on here
u know they only give us 2 questions to do on the paper and just say them 2 questions are something we havent revised…then we’re busted. and lets just say I got less than half the paper right (if even that:bummer: )
u know what …its that stupid NEW CHANCELLORS fault
cuz of him the exam dates have been moved back so much and they didnt even tell us until it was so near exam time. so dont worry, everyone ive talked to feels this way…mushy and rest too..