An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
called his lawyer AE. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?”
“It’s $50,000,” AE said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?”
“That’s my business! Get me the course!”
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. AE
was at his bedside, making sure her bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, AE leaned over and said, “please, before it’s too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?”
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
“One less lawyer . . .” … 
