A serious amusing letter from a loving
mother. If you are bored, read it …Subject: Letter from India
This is a letter from a Singh’s wife to her son.
Dear Son, Vahe Guru.
I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you
can’t read fast.We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your
dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20
miles from your home, so we moved.I won’t be able to send you the address as the last
Singh who stayed here took the numbers with them for
their next house, so that they wouldn’t have to change
their address.This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I’m not sure it works too well, I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first it rain for 3 days and second
time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it
would be a little too heavy to send you in the mail
with all the buttons so we cut them off and put them
in the pocket.We got another bill from the funeral home. It said
that if we don’t make the last payment on Grandma’s
funeral, she will come up again.Your father has a new job. He has 500 men under him.
He is cutting grass at the cemetery.Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found
out whether it’s a girl or a boy, so I don’t know
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and
drowned.We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up
truck. One was driving, the other two were in the
back.
The driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam
to safety. The others drowned because they couldn’t
get the tail gate down.There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.Love
Mom
P.S : I was going to send you some money but the
envelope was already sealed.
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Pe@cE & ResPecT
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