A Kid Learning At School

little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to
himself, “Two
plus
five, that son of a btch is seven. Three plus six,
that son of a b
tch
is
nine…” His mother heard what he was saying and
gasped, “What are
you
doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths
homework, Mum.”
“And
this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the
mother asked. “Yes,”
he
answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the
next day, “What
are
you teaching my son in maths?” The teacher replied,
“Right now, we are
learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you
teaching them to say
two
plus two, that son of a b*tch is four?” After the
teacher stopped
laughing,
she answered “What I taught them was, two plus two,
THE SUM OF WHICH,
is
four.”

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I am glad my kids don’t go to that school

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