got two jokes for you guys today theyre okay mager please don’t want any smacks later on…warned you
- once upon a time there was a man who lived all alone…was sort of a loner you see…well he bought this refrigerator and he loooooved it. one day he had to go visit his mommmy who lived acroos the country and he had to go via air. He was distressed about what to do with his fridge cause he couldn’t leave it behind…so he takes it with him…he argues a lot but then has the airplane staff let him keep it on the seat beside him.
flying at whatever altitude planes usually fly on it starts to experince a looot of turbulence…the cause…the plane had been overloaded…soo something had to go…all the fingers pointed at the fridge the man cried and pleaded and begged…and finally…
he gave in and they threw the fridge out the door:) hehehe good one right 
the next one..
joke number two
- once upon a time there was a very smashing couple...sitting having lunch by the lake one day the guy proposes and producs the most gorgeous diamond ring ever!! the girl extremely excited and happy takes the ring and throws it into the lake ( hayeeeeen kitni budhu thi mujhe deh dethi :p )
she says to see if ur fit to be the one for me ...you have to go and get that same ring back for me...ahhhhhhh aren't girls soo wonderfull hehehe!! soo the guy gets a scuba suite and dives in ...and searches and searches and searches....the girl in the meanwhile is sitting calmly by the edge reading one of those mushy novels :p
finally the guy decides to sneak off and buy the same one again. He runs off hurries buys it and comes back looking all cool...and he sees his love dead on the same spot he left her...he was devasted...what had happened??
you know that fridge that was thrown out of the plan..hmmm afsoos ki baat it landed smack onto her head....
hahahahahh ...gotcha :P
Hahaha! 
good one
PS: Bhai jaan…dimaghi tawazun to nahin bigar gaya hai..ajeeb ajeeb multi-part jokes post ho rahe hain! 
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khawaab me dekha keh that fridge fell on u 
uddaass ankhein please sit in a fridge and throw urself out of a plane .:)
Hello Saddy :rolleyes: kahin yeh wala >>> Fridge <<< tou nahi tha 
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:jhanda:
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