A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them
unwilling to admit they might be in error.
“I’ll admit I’m wrong,” the wife told her husband in a conciliatory
attempt, “if you’ll admit I’m right.”
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
“I’m wrong,” she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, “You’re right!”
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He
handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back
in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached
a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.
“What’s wrong?”
The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and
every one of my husbands has passed away.”
The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?”
The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a
millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an
evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician.”
And the other said, “Oh, I see, one for the money,
two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go…”
