…Opening a thread in Life 1 (Advance apologies to Femme and AE :p)
Step 1: Think of a title.
It should contain things such as “Him/Her”, “He/She”, “You/Them”, or any two words with the / in between them.
Also, it doesn’t hurt to have MIL or SIL or DIl in there somewhere. If you can even add some ethnicity, like gora/gori, sindhi, balochi, punjabi, pakhtoon, well it would really help.
Step 2: Think of a problem
This can be a tricky step no doubt. How to figure out a problem that will attract the most “helpful replies?” You can’t go wrong with SIL/DIL/MIL/BIL problems. (For more information, please contact Life 1 Forum). Just start with either “My MIL won’t let me step out of the house.” or, “My SIL is beating up my brother”. If you have a leacherous BIL or FIL, then you’ve hit jackpot!
Another thing is to write about cheating people. Either, you know about a friend of a friend (
) who is cheating on their spouse, or you can write about adultery! Who doesn’t like adultery eh?
You can also blatantly target an ethnicity or nationality. Who doesn’t like do that? Pick two rivals, and write a hypothetical, unsupported claim about them. And voila! Your thread would be an instant hit.
You might want to rethink actual serious issue, like domestic abuse, and incest and molestation. You might not get a lot of hits. With domestic abuse, if people blame the girl, don’t worry! That’s just Life 1 for you 
Step 3: Write your problem
Do not shy away from writing your whole life story! The key to a successful thread in Life 1 is to write the longest post you ever will, without any punctuation marks, or any spaces to indicate the beginning and end of a paragraph. Don’t worry. Everyone will read it.
Step 4: Replying in your own thread
Do not reply in your own thread until it reaches the second page. Just don’t! and then come back with a paragraph or line of explanation for writing your thread. The best bet for you would be to totally contradict what you stated in the first post. This will keep people guessing, and interested in your thread. That’s what you really need.
Hope this helps! Stay tuned for “A How To Guide For Replying In Life 1 Threads”
nvm i willr refer to it whenever i plan to post a thread in life
ditto
i think it should become a sticky 