Someone, somewhere at another time posted this joke.
Q:Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif and her three loyal companions are besieged by the military rulers in a car for 9 hours , car battery is gone, it’s police infested area and it’s pitch dark, so they can’t see a thing. They have a map of the area, a candle, one match and a mobile phone. They desperately need to see the map and get an idea of how to move out of that area. They strike the match to light the candle but to their horror the match breaks and is unusable…
What do they do???
A:Call Hansie Cronje. He fixes matches.