The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong?”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman says, “A hermaphrodite…what’s that?”
The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er…features…of a male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my god! You mean it has a penis…AND a brain?”