Slaam Guppies
here’s to make you laugh but dont take offensive…
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar
stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep
voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you
should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde
and I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight
lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy thinks a moment and says,
“Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” lol
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
Later
Keep that
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
now
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”