…is going down a country road in his car, passing farms and fields…
He is enjoying the view when suddenly he sees a rooster in front of him…He applies the brakes as hard as he could, but he hears a WHUMP! and feathers flying all over the place…
Damn, he says…He looks under the car and sure enough, there’s the rooster dead…
He feels really bad and heads for the farmhouse on the side of the road…He knocks on the door and an elderly farmer comes out…
The man says, “Excuse me, but while I was driving, your rooster suddenly jumped out of nowhere in front of my car…I am afraid he is dead…And if it’s alright with you and since I feel really bad about this, I would like to replace him…”
The farmer says, “OK…Go around to the back…The chickens are there…”
