A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
The girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
Up and goes up into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this
guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years…I saw how he kissed your
neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us."
Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds: “He wasn’t
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!!”
5abi bhai, rated G 
but still funny nonetheless 