A Gujarati family in India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. They opened the coffin and found that dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it. They saw a letter on top of the body, which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid holidays are used up.
You will find inside the coffin, under Amma’s body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam and 15 packets of Cashews. Please divide these among all of you.
On Amma’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons beneath Amma. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma’s left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings, nose-ring and the ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews.
Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abbu is also not keeping well either, and could go any day now.
raindrops …
THE END
HAPPY ENDINGS == / == dont we just Loveeeeee them …
