Bill’s all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in
Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with
his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to
see a big black bear. The black bear says, “You’ve got 2 choices. One, I
maul you to death or Two, we have sex.” Bill bends over for the bear.
He’s sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear
and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge
grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big
mistake. You’ve got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex.
Bill bends over. He survives, but he’s really hurting and takes quite a
bit of time to recover, and, he’s outraged.
Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and
shoots him at point blank range. There’s a tap on his shoulder. He turns
around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, “You don’t
really come here for the hunting, do you?”