Mungerilal (tall and very thin) was standing on the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand calling him by his name and asking him to sit in her car.
Mungerilal was surprised but recognized her… She was Jasmine, an old batch mate but he didn’t know why she was calling him
(because she never gave him any “lift” in the college).
Anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome (kaise ho, kya kar rahe ho etc). Then she offered him coffee and now Mungerilal was even more surprised.
Again he thought "?.. coffee with Jasmine (an old dream)?.. wow!!"and he gave his consent.
Suddenly Jasmine said “Lets go to my house …there are a lot of people in the cafe’”.
Now Mungerilal thought “Ab to mazaa aa jayega”.
When they reached home she asks him “Why don’t we sit in my bedroom, with the AC on”.
Now Mungerilal was sure ‘Jasmine phas gai hai’ and he starts dreaming about ?#@%@^%#^.
When he entered the bedroom, Jasmine said “Why don’t u pull off your shirt. You are sweating”.
Mungerilal is now 100% sure of the outcome of this meeting and again starts dreaming #^#?^!#@?!?!%%^.
Jasmine says “Be comfortable and I will back in a min”.
Mungerilal is alone in the room and thinking about Jasmine and @#?!%^?&%*. After five mins Jasmine entered in the room??.
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with 2 children and says…
“Dekho bacchon agar Horlicks nahin piyoge to body iske jaise ho jayegi”