frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his name
plate that the teller’s name is Paddy Whack.
So he says, "Mr Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on
vacation"
Patrick Whack looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
borrow.
The frog says $60,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and
that it’s ok, he knows the bank manager.
Paddy explains that $60,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he
would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says “Sure I have this” and produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patrick explains that he’ll have to consult with the manager
and disappears into a back office.
He finds the manager and says "There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
who claims to know you and wants to borrow 60 grand. And he wants to use
this as collateral" He holds up the tiny pink elephant
“I mean, what on earth is this?” The bank manager replies:
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"It’s a knick knack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man’s a
Rolling Stone".