ok here r some jokes a got off from Reader’s Didest.
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Recently a poll of people in NYC showed that 80 percent of them wouldn’t want to live anywhere else in the world. Besides, it was reported, it would viloate the term of their parole.
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Cool things about having a beer belly:
You’re less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority gals.
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Doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.
Great way to meet cute female cardiologists.
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Extra gravity makes it that much less likely u’l’ ever be thrown free of the earth into deep space.
Belly button can store up to eight quarters for the parkin meter.
Where else could u sport that life-size tattoo of BAyeux Tapestry?
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Enjoy
RAb RAkha