A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT SARDARS
No offense to any sarders this is in good fun..promise
Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Sardar: “No, who wrote it?”
Q: What did Sardar say when he ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q: How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell…he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).
Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Just-one Singh.
Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone
Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: What did Sardar do when he was told to “Look at the dead bird”?
A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
Q: What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why do recently so many surds get injured when they try to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they want to send the bomb by fax.
Q: Sardar who falls at people’s feet:
A: Charan Singh
Q: What do you call a female sardars boyfriend?
A: Her Pal Singh
Q: Sardar who falls at peopls’ feet and stays there:
A: Gir charan Singh
Q: Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
A: Har Mandir Singh.
Q: What is a jiving Sardar called?
A: Breakdan Singh.
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: Journal Singh.
Q. What do you call a sardar running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
A. Surrender Singh