Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny,
it keeps going and going…
I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. (Good one!)
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you’re the Bomb.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number,
I’ve seem to have lost mine.
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what’s one more going to hurt?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
(good one)
You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love