A few more urdu jokes...

[dhobi_bhai]

Re: A few more urdu jokes…

@TUMS

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.

Bus kay neechey walay hissey?

@TUMS

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

:biggthumb

Dishen bananay ka maharat, ya dishen bananay mein maharat?

@TUMS

I’m bihari and i spend too much money.

Samajh lag gayi jee.