Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain…
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Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha “daaien button dabao.” Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya. Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho? Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.
Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, “Shamshaad!” Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney chil laya, “Shamshad!” Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra. Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai? Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.
nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?
abbey yaar, main itni mehnat sey aap ke liye latifay dhoond rahaa hoon aur aap spell check chalaa rahey hain? Kabhi Double Decker ka naam suna hai Sardar ji?
A kid was watching an Urdu Movie with his dad.
Kid: Dad, why have they coloured their faces?
Dad: This happens. They are preparing for an assualt.
After few moments mom arrives after doing some makeup
Kid: Dad DAD! beware, Mom is preparing for assault...
One Thief entered a house. It said of the safe "press the button"
When he pressed the button, the alarm sounded, and he got caught - in the courtroom, the Judge asked him: Do you want to say something in defense? Thief responded, I do not want to say more than this, that The world if very mischievous
One blonde was travelling through bus, and was sitting at bottom half.
A voice yelled from the top, "Komal!", Blonde takes her head out of the window and gets hit by a spoon.
After a while again, someone yelled again, "Komal!", once again Blonde takes her head out of the window, and gets hit by a spoon. Person sitting beside asks Blonde: is your name Komal?, Blonde said, No - I am tricking him.
New Bride asks her husband, I am skilled in making 2 dishes, one Chicken and the other Mashed Potatoes. Today, i will make both of these for you.
Husband: Excellent. now tell me, which of these is Chicken and which is Mashed Potatoes.
One blonde was travelling through bus, and was sitting at bottom half.
A voice yelled from the top, "Komal!", Blonde takes her head out of the window and gets hit by a spoon.
After a while again, someone yelled again, "Komal!", once again Blonde takes her head out of the window, and gets hit by a spoon. Person sitting beside asks Blonde: is your name Komal?, Blonde said, No - I am tricking him.
Mazaaq Uraaya? 
