Time to revive the Jokes section, been dead for over a month now
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Lol, I've heard a different variant of the very last one.
thank you for this thread. And this one reminds of some of our members here 
^^ LOL
well if those members are as determined and single-mindedly focused as this student, should not be a problem 
This student was born with a mission.
Aap log SidNY pagal ho. Meh nahin.
Teacher: Hello class!
What did you do on your weekend?
Student: My father fell into a pit.
Teacher: Oh no! Is he okay?
Student: I think so, he stopped calling for help today.