Enjoy if you can read Urdu 
If not, hopefully someone will put these in roman Urdu for you because last time I did it, I ended up killing the joke
Edit: Translation added in posts below.
hmmm, though they are written in Urdu but they are in Punjabi.
Khair meri tu samajh aa gayee.
Lol :D
Re: ...A Few Jokes [In Urdu - From Newspaper]...
i see scribbles
:D
First and second are classic!!
hmmm, though they are written in Urdu but they are in Punjabi. Khair meri tu samajh aa gayee. Lol :D
Yes, I meant to say they are in Urdu font, and some of the words are in Punjabi but understandable :D
**Joke 1:
**A sardar was fond of Cricket matches. He went to the stadium to watch a cricket match but he realized that he had forgotten his ticket at home. Instead of going home, he thought he would just get in the line and buy a new ticket. The line was really long but he decided to get in the line any way.
After half an hour his turn came. As he was about to purchase the ticket, he heard someone yell “oye balbeer singh!”. Sardar jee got out of the line to see who yelled that but he didn’t see anyone. In the meanwhile someone had taken his spot and he had to get back in the line all the way at the end.
After he bought the ticket, there were 10 minutes to the game, so he thought he would go buy the popcorns. So he gets in the line to buy popcorn. When he was about to buy the popcorn, he heard someone yell “oye balbeer singh!”. He got out of the line to see who it was but saw no one!
The match had already started and sardar jee found a seat for himself. Just as he was about to sit down, someone yelled again “oye balbeer singh!”. Sardar jee got ticked off and faced the crowd and said “my name is not balbeer singh! It’s parnaam singh! Why are you after me?!?” 
**Joke 2
**Parnaam singh goes to a sweets shop (mithaayi ki dukaan) and here’s the conversation with the shopkeeper (SK).
Parnaam: What’s the price of laddoos?
SK: Rs. 100 per kilo
Parnaam: Give me 2 kilos. How much are amratiyan?
SK: Rs. 80 per kilo
Parnaam: Sounds good. Give me 2 kilos of those. How much is the petha?
SK: Rs. 70 per kilo
Parnaam: Very cheap, give me 3 kilos. What about the price of barfee?
Sk: Told him the price and Parnaam asked him to give about 3 kilo barfee as well.
Parnaam got some more sweets and when he had bought about 15 kilos of mithaayi, shopkeeper asked him what he would like next. Parnaam gave him a bucket and asked him to put all of the purchased mithaayi in the bucket and shake it and mix it well.
Shopkeeper did so and asked him now what? Parnaam said “Now out of that, give me half kilo, I am craving for MIX mithaayi today” 
**Joke 3
**Parnaam singh (yes, again) had an argument with his wife. He raised his hands and prayed "Waah-e-guru, I don't want to live anymore. Just take my life away!". Parnaam's wife was even more sick and tired of him. She also raised her hands and prayed "Waah-e-guru, I too don't want to live anymore, take my life away as well!".
When Parnaam heard this, he raised his hands again and said "Waah-e-guru, forget my prayer and answer her prayer" :D
heheh i liked the last one alot…
hey thanks for posting this. i can only read typed urdu in big font, and i was happy to read the whole thing without a single pause. keep posting more stuff, maybe mujhe itni urdu par k kuch bolna bhi aa jaye :)
oh yeah, the jokes weren't bad too..
Re: …A Few Jokes [In Urdu - From Newspaper]…
ok ppl i have managed to translate the last one into roman urdu/punjabi so enjoy for those who cant read urdu
**
Parnaam Singh ki apni bivi se sakht laarai ho gayi, usne donu haath utha kar kaha
“Wahe Guru, main zinda nayi rehna chandha tu mainu chak le”
Parnaam Singh ki bivi us se ziada thang ayi thi, us ne haath utha diye n kehne lagi
“Wahe Guru main vi zinda nayi rehna chaundi tu mainu chak le”
Yeh sun kar Parnaam Singh ne dobara haath utha liye aur kehne laga
“Wahe guru tu meri dua pul ja thay meri biwi di manzoor kar le”**