A fan peeved at Pak loss

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Got this from a friend. Enjoy! :slight_smile:

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I didn’t want no friendship!

All I wanted was the Samsung Cup!

I never thought I would applaud an Indian team, but since I am tired of supporting losers and I have become a huge fan of Lakshmipathy Balaji (yeah, the most handsome cricketer in the subcontinent), I don’t have much of a choice.

I am such a sore loser.

Here is my message to the Pakistani team:

Shoaib Akhtar - You are right, you should play for Australia…or any other team…like I care. I am sick tired of you making airplane gestures after taking just 1 wicket in every match.

**Shoaib Malik **- I have never seen a spinner bowling “watta” and no ball at the same time

Taufiq Umer and Imran Khan: Khan sahib, you say Taufiq Umer is a “professional” cricketer, the dude has been playing for 2 years and doesn’t even know how to stand on the crease!

**Mohamad Sami **- I personally want to shave your head if I ever see you!

**Shabbir Ahmed **- I hope there is some moisturizer for you during the test series

**Younis Khan **- Man, you must be a vegetarian pathan, I have never seen a pathan hit such weak shots.

**Javed Miandad **- 94 for 6? Well done batting coach, the improvement is quite apparent

**Yousuf Youhana **- Jesus Christ, aaj toe Laxman bhee chall gaya, tu kub kaam aye ga? Wasim Akram ko nets pay bula kay pratice ker, uger Pathan kee bowling sumajhnee hay toe

That’s it for now! I feel quite relieved after writing the above message.

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my ghussa is yours X 10000000

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man i feel xactly like do…im tired of defending our team at every loss man!!!
i always get **** from my indian mates! it pisses me off no end
and ya.,..ill add jus 1 thing…pakistan…dont play mind games with the opposition…it doesnt suit u cuz u always end up eating ure words…only exult after the victory…and jus get on wit the game…if sum1 tries to play mind games wit u, then jus ignore em…we tried mind games even in the 96 quarter final…it didnt work…we tried it in the 99 wc final…it didnt work…we tried it in the 2003 wc…it didnt work…we treid it against india rite now…and again it didnt work…need i say ne more?
cant the team learn its lesson…and 1 more thing…look at the team spirit within the indian camp…sachin is a great player but yet hes so humble…i never saw waz akram or waqar bein humble…heck not even shoib akhtars not humble…and shoaibs still got a lot too proov…jus cuz he can bowl fast don meen hes the best!!! :mad2:

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Give those guys a break, they played as hard as they could.. as far as those indian mates are concerned if we would have won, they would have been talking about match being fixed and stuff, so for my friends I put it right back in their face. Its a Gift from Pakistan go take the cup and aarti uttaro. the saddest part of match for me was that it wasn't fixed since Ind Won. IT would have been fixed if PAk won.

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I'm just dissapointed with the Lahori crowd. At 94-6 there should have been a riot. Had it been Karachi, the stands would have been burnt to ashes long ago before the last delivary was bowled.

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You people are behaving as if we had lost the series 5/0. It was 3/2 and the last two matches were very close. If we had kept our nerves and wickets the final match was ours. We lost yes, but only just, so lets not tear our team or hair out. Chill guys.

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ehsan bhai, I wouldn't call the last one anywhere close to "close". It was a lost cause when Inzimam was out, and we lost by 40 runs, not 10-15.

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Hamare Izzat Loot Gaye

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*Originally posted by Peoples Champ: *
Hamare Izzat Loot Gaye
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aisa bhee na bolayn yaar, it was not 5-0.

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Re: A fan peeved at Pak’s loss

:nono:

like Samson ( of the Samson and Delilah fame ), his hair is a symbol of his dedication to the game, and the source of his great bowling strength :hehe:

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Shoaib: When u'll able to bowl 6 deliveries just traight pass the off stump without overstepping IN 1 OVER ????

Sami: Need some glases or lenses to find where the batsmen, keeper + big Inzi r waitig for the ball to be delivered ????

Afridi: Swinging ball ko dekh kar tu bhi kehta hoga : Koca aaj phir bowled/LBW hona parrey ga. When i see u batting i begin believe in all these clichees about Pathans

Younis: Tu to 300 ODI match khel ka bhi century nahi karey ga. Pybus ko tuj main pata nahi Konsa Imran Khan nazar aiya jo tujh ko Pak ka future Captain bana dala uss nay. Imran Khan kay payshaab say tujh jaisey kam az kam aik darjan nikal atey hain.

Youhana: Style marn hai to kissi Drama main try karo. Aur haan Afridi kay aas paas rehna chorr day warna uski "shuffeling-accross" tujh ko bhi lay doobey gi

*Shabbir: * Behtar hay kay crease par tu "STOP" ki traffic sign lagwa lay ...... isstarha shaid tujhay door say si nazar aja'ey kay iss line ko paar nahi karna

Taufeeq: Waisay jab javed Bhai yeh kaha tha kay apni wicket cover kay khelo to us ka matlab tha "ALL THREE STUMPS" not only offstump ..... tu yeh crease par rock'n roll karna chorr day warna terey din bhi gin chukay hain beta

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Peoples Champ: *
Hamare Izzat Loot Gaye
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lol.....that is a good one....wo bee hindu lala kay hath.....zannnaa bil jabaar.............

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*Originally posted by Faisal: *
I am such a sore loser.

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This sentence sums up the person's mentality.

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bhi wah

its time we overhaul the cricketers of our country.

Each player needs its own manager / coach to work on em. we hav individual talent but never clicks as a team.

our approach is:

ajj AFRIDI 100, 40 balls par maar ayaee gaa (never happening)
kal SHAUIB opening batsman khaa jayee gaa (lolz, i see 15 runs off wides and no balls)
pursoo Sami chal jayee gaa (get a haircut, and bowl according to ur fieldings first)
4th match main Razzaq chakkay marr ayeee gaa (not to mention 60 runs bhi 5 overs main bowling main hazam kar gaa)
5th main too Inzi yan Yohuana yan aur koi chal hee jayee gaa

aur haan agar yeah na huva to koshish karin gay kay extras par tavajja dain

well with all this I must say i though INZI played great with bat and should bat 3 because he's in form. Youhana has been a let down as of late at # 3 spot. But he's still not a good captain !

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Re: A fan peeved at Pak loss

LOL

Sad i didnt come to KK much back then.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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Re: A fan peeved at Pak loss

^ Yeah, you registered in May 2004, anyway. This was before your time! :D

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Ahem :whistling:

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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It's funny to see how all the comments about these players seem so outrageous now, except maybe Sami. What a difference a couple of years makes!

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Re: A fan peeved at Pak loss

Faisal Bhai,

Koi mauka let go mut kerna, bechare Captain Lota Bhai ka wajood hi shaq mein daal diya aap ne:D

Lota bhai No Offence:hugz: , waise bhi agar bura lage tou pounch lena:p

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Re: A fan peeved at Pak loss

:cb: Once a pie thrower, always a pie thrower!

Murghe phalay aa-e k anda ?