**A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies.
He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, quiets himself and bows down in prayer.
His friend was touched, and tells him: “This has touched my heart and is very kind and thoughtful of you., but tell me how you became nice like this?”
The faithful Golfer replies, "Sure, after all we spend 35 years together. “She Was my Wife she could have chosen another day to go.”
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