a man lived alone with his dog…
one day the dog passed away…
the man was saddened with its death, and wanted a funeral for his ‘best friend’…
so he went over to the local chuchand asked the pries “father, can u arrange a mass funeral for my dog”…
“no, we cant have funerals of beast in the church”… “but u can ask the baptist church, they have strange beliefs, maybe they’ll do such a thing there”…
“ok”, says the man, “do u think $5000 donations will be enuff?”…
“O Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus,why dint u tell me your dog is a catholic”…