I heard this joke the other day, i hope i tell it properly and yall get a laugh out of it.
So a Punjabi man needs a blood transfusion, but no one in his family is a match. So he decides to ask his Gujurati friend and neighbor if he could possibly see if they were a blood match.
So the Gujurati is like of course i’ll get tested, you’re a dear friend of mine. Well the doctors come back with the results and say they are a match. The Punjabi asks the Gujurati if he could pay him for his blood. The Gujju was like oh no that’s not needed, but the Punjabi insisted. The blood transfusion was a complete success.
So he pays his Gujurati friend $2,000. Three months later the Punjabi gets into a really bad accident and needs another blood transfusion. He decides to approach his Gujurati friend again. So the Gujurati is like of course i’ll give you my blood, thinking to himself about how much money he made the first time.
So the 2nd blood transfusion was a complete success and the Gujju wasn’t paid by his friend. So he kinda mentions how the money he was given the first time really helped pay his daughter’s school fees and such. So the Punjabi was like “Oh i’m so sorry how could i forget to pay you for your trouble, i’m so sorry!” The Gujju was like oh no that’s not why i’m mentioning this, you don’t need to pay me.
The Punjabi insists and is like please take this for your trouble. He pulls out the wallet and slips some money into the Gujju’s hands. The Gujju looks at it and counts the money and realizes it’s just $20. So he asks his friend, “Uhh if you don’t mind, the first time i was given $2,000 but now why am i only being paid $20?” **Well I gave you $20 this time because now I have Gujurati blood in me. **
