A couple of jokes

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of judge.
Lady: your honor please let me go. I am a school teacher. I am getting late for my class.
judge: Aahaa !!! so you are a teacher,I have waited for the moment all my life,
now write down 5000 times :-
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

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Best punishment to a boy:
Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.

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^:cb: the second one :k:

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both are good

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Nice :k:

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:D

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:)

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good one falto bhai

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Gud 1

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lol