this was forwarded to me by an indian friend of mine.. and they are funny to say the least 
Sidhu is always fun ot hear to..
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A collection of famous quotes by the great - Navjot Singh Sidhu
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That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
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This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.“Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
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Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
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Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
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Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
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He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
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The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
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As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
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The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
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The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
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Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
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The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
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Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
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You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
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Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
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He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
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One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
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This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
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Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
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Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
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The cat with gloves catches no mice.
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Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
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You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
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Indian openers are changed like nappies.