Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam
are out walking together one day. They come across a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each
of you each one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada.” With a blink of the Genie’s eye,
‘POOF’ the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state.” Again,
with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a
huge wall around Afganistan.
“Uncle Sam” (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very
curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The
Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing or nobody can get in or out–
-virtually impenetrable.”
“Uncle Sam” says, “Fill it with water.”
–