a blonde's diary!

Monday:
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress.

What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.

It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.

Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden?

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.

There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).

For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.

It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good night Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

working quite hard these days… :smiley:

:blush:

who's bob ;)

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*Originally posted by Shikra: *
who's bob ;)
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samjhaa keroo naa yaar,,
kuch batain choopanay kee bhee hotee hai ;)

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*Originally posted by coOoLBreeze: *

samjhaa keroo naa yaar,,
kuch batain choopanay kee bhee hotee hai ;)
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ohhhhhhhhhh ;)

aray yarr...u guyz need chashmaa's!

if i were a blonde....to shikra mujh se itna tapta thori ;)

baal dye kar lainay say kisi blonde ka "blonde pana" nahi chup sakta na.....;)

very true!

isi liye to shikra ke liye "first blonde guy" joke post hua tha yahan :)

shikra hates me now

no prob..i can live with it :D

jee nahiiii…koi joke post nahi hua tha blond guy ka :snooty:

hua tha :mocking:
lemme search and paste it here for u :smiley:

little human
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Registered: May 2002

posted 12-03-2002 12:52 PM


A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

“What happened” asked the doctor.

“Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,” began the man.

“She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.”

The doctor nodded, “But what happened to the other ear?”

“Well, no sooner had I hung up,” said the man, “when the same guy called again.”


:mocking:

^ lolzzzz…yeah i remember that joke, so what :snooty:

p.s. embarrassed

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*Originally posted by monasha: *

if i were a blonde....to shikra mujh se itna tapta thori ;)
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chor kee dharhee main tinkaa or chornee kee .............
chootiyaa main pooraa ghonslaa :D

there you go monasha :rotato:

Very good hot exchange of comments , so may i also inturrupt in these comments, hmmm the question is to whom side i go , i ask u people

thanks

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LOL! :hehe:

Funny :biggrin:

aye…
iss forum mai rehna hai to meri party mai rehna hoga!!

j/k :slight_smile:
decide for the best one :wink:
pssst…thats me actually :nahnah:

:hehe: nice one..i like it.

shikra: embarass honey ki zaroorat nahi hai…u shud learn to face facts like man! :stuck_out_tongue:

just teasing ya!