A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to New York to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number.
The blonde says, “I want my 20 Thousand Dollars”
The man replied, “No, madam. It doesn’t work that way. We give you one thousand dollars today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.”
Blonde says, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a thousand that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
Blonde, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my 20 thousand dollars right now, then I want my 10 dollars back!” 
:soldier: THE LONE RANGER
