A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that her body
hurts
wherever she touches it.
“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”
She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony. She then
pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams…and so it
goes. No matter where she touches her agony is apparent.
The Doctor touches the same spots and she feels no pain at all.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you? You’re really a
blonde.”
She sheepishly admits that indeed she is a blonde.
“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.”
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