The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
“Tonto, look up toward the sky and tell me what you see.”
Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” ask The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you,
Kemo Sabi?”
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Tonto, you moron, someone has stolen our tent!”
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare
[This message has been edited by Quasimodo (edited November 16, 2001).]