99 Secrets Girls Have To Know About Guys

99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS

99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS

  1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer
    neat and presentable girls.

  2. Guys hate flirts.

  3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you
    afterwards.

  4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means
    you’re not thinking the way he is.

  5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the
    first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from
    stammering.

  6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to
    sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

  7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
    characteristics.

  8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

  9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

  10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

  11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

  12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they
    sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many
    things and it is drinking!

  13. Guys cry!!!

  14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

  15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

  16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
    this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

  17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

  18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know
    what?!..uh…never mind!” Would make him jump to a conclusion that
    is far from what you are thinking.

  19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

  20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually
    stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

  21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when
    you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he
    doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

  22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

  23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
    message clearly.

  24. Guys hate gays!

  25. Guys love their moms.

  26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a
    couple of roses.

  27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this
    doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

  1. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

  2. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face
    of the earth faster than girls can.

  3. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

  4. Guys are very open about themselves.

  5. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But
    don’t let him wait that long.

  6. No guy is bad when he is courting

  7. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

  8. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not
    that much pretty.

  9. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about
    his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

  10. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone
    to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

  11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he
    teases you.

  12. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone
    else.

  13. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

  14. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would
    unluckily get the wrong one.

  15. Guys virtually brag about anything.

  16. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

  17. Guys think too much.

  18. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

  19. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight
    does!

  20. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become
    too

possessive. So watch out girls!!!

  1. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
    hard for him to let go of that girl.

  2. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
    broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or
    more.

  3. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
    involved with that guy.

  4. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t
be matured and grow up.

  1. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a
    lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves
    physically.

  2. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

  3. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed
    pussycats with their girlfriends.

  4. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll
    probably see that he is nervous.

  5. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really
    is.

  6. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually
    saying, “Please come and listen to me”

  7. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

  8. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

  9. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

  10. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

  11. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first
    sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that
    he is wrong.

  12. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

  13. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

  14. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never
    be sure unless the girl tells him.

  15. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball,
    the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

  16. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

  17. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

  18. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

  19. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
    advantage.

  20. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
    rejection.

  21. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll
    be surprised.

  22. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling
    than attracting guys.

  23. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the
    topic is about girls.

  24. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

  25. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
    unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

  26. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes,
    he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

  27. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

  28. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
    them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

  29. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too
    stubborn to deal with it.

  30. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

  31. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

  32. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
    already thinking of a way out.

  33. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good
    at fixing things.

  34. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s
    criticizing you.

  35. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second
    chance,

give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for
another chance, ignore him.

  1. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

  2. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always
    glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever
    you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend
    loves you more than our boyfriend does.

  3. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that
    girls read and take as their basis of experience.

  4. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries
    in front of you!

  5. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

  6. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice
    even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another
    girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

  7. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see
    him praying sometimes.

  8. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

  9. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

  10. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

  11. Guys hate girls who overreact.

  12. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in
    your relationships.

:k: Right on the money!

*"Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering. *

And I thought he was extra sweet and caring!!

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
oh.

*Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" Would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking
*

Ok you should have told me this a long time ago.

*Guys' weakest point is at the knee. *

really?

thats all for now.Some really funny ones are in there too.:p

Guys hate flirts ??? huh??

tip 100 --- Guys hate long posts

Secret 101 --- Guys hate posts that have every line starting with ">".

Hilarious

honey

:D

Very close to truth. But I only read first 15.

Some one needs to put better spam filters for your Inbox. This is bordering on torture now.

this is funny :)

guys go crazy when girls touch their hands
guys love their moms

i am sure some lonely 26 your old fatso wrote this. retarded

blushing_vision this stuff is 99% accurate. Dangerously accurate.

BV, too long for me so I will give you just one big secret. Guys dont care.

Cute ..... :-) .. i did read all of it ... some of them really makes sense.. some... erm.. i'll try and find out if they r really true! :D

I thought it was the balls :konfused:

is main bohat technology hai jee :k:

Guys love girls who can cook or bake:teary1: :bummer: