Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610”
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Santa falls in luv with a nurse…After much thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
