7 REASONS THE TERRORISTS WEREN'T DESIS

  1. 6:45 is too early for most Desis to get up
    especially to go to
    Airport. Out of 18 told terrorists, 8 for sure
    would’ve missed
    flights.

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  1. Hot white girls on the planes would have
    distracted them.

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  1. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport
    would be a
    Honda Accord or Toyota Camry, not a Ford.

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  1. Talking behind each other’s back would start a big
    fight on the
    plane or atleast “Narazgi”.

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  1. 18 Desis can’t even organize a simple dinner to get
    together! You
    think they can organize such an attack?

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  1. They would’ve been too busy using bathroom in
    Airplane.

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  1. Desis don’t do anything which can cause Stock
    market to crash!!!

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