Guys,
I know i havent been posting as much as i used to and i have been getting a lot of concerned mail as to why i wasnt posting. People were clogging my private messages box. There was so much traffic coming my way that Azkar Choudary decided to increase the limit of private messages from 150 to 500. Even after than people kept on urging me to post something. My followers wanted me to express my thoughts on Iraq, the water bottle bombers, the Venuzvelan president’s sulphur episode, the power outtage, Mush’s book … the list goes on and on and on.
However, i am opening a new thread today after atleast 9 months. Why today i hear you all ask. Well, today is a momentous day in the history of GS and ultimately, the history of internet. What is so special today Gamma?.. i hear you all speak out. Well my fellow intellectuals, scholars and women, today, i, your favourite guppy for a long time, a god to many, a guide to all, have achieved the 6000 post mark. I am opening this thread so you can all congratulate me and suck up to me in this thread and please dont send me any private messages because Azkar Choudary has put auto delete there since so many of you have nothing better to do then to tell me how stupendously awsomeingly amazing i am. I already know retards. Shut you traps and post messages here and make sure you dont
me or go over 2 lines of text because Gamma’s adoration is every ones right and we dont want the whole page going to one worshipper.
Be considerate and pay your respects in a concise way. If these rules are violated then Azkar Choudary will not only ban you from GS but remove all internet access for your entire family (immediate and extended family… this includes your uncles and for many of you, cattle). And the reason why some of you didnt have power in Pakistan is because all that activity in my private inbox shortcurcuited out WAPDA.
So think of the economy and stop loving me this much. PLEASE! 
