60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
(not quite 60 as i had to delete a few
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- Ahh, it’s cute.
- Why don’t we just cuddle?
- You know they have surgery to fix that.
- It’s more fun to look at.
- Make it dance.
- You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
- Can I paint a smiley face on that?
- It looks like a night crawler.
- Wow, and your feet are so big.
- It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
- Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
- Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- Oh no, a flash headache.
- (giggle and point)
- Can I be honest with you?
- Let me go get my tweezers.
- How sweet, you brought incense.
- This explains your car.
- You must be a growing boy.
- Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
- Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
- Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
- Every heard of clearasil?
- All right, a treasure hunt!
- I didn’t know they came that small.
- Why is God punishing you?
- At least this won’t take long.
- I never saw one like that before.
- What do you call this?
- But it still works, right?
- Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
- It looks so unused.
- Do you take steroids?
- Maybe it looks better in natural light.
- Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
- Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
- Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
- Aww, it’s hiding.
- Are you cold?
- If you get me real drunk first.
- Is that an optical illusion?
- What is that?
- I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
- Were you neutered?
- It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
- Does it come with an air pump?
- So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
- Where are the puppet strings?
- Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
- Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
- Never mind, why bother.
- Is that a second belly button?
- Where’s the rest of it?
Gross huh? who could’ve posted such a thing