"6 Scientific Methods to catch a lion"

caution: try at ur own risk

  1. Newton’s Method:
    Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

  2. Einstein Method:
    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
    soon. Now you can trap it easily.

  3. Schrodinger Method:
    At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage.
    So set the trap, sit down and wait.

  4. Inverse Transformation Method:
    We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

  5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
    We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

  6. Integration Differential Method:
    Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t
    lion to trace out the lion.

lol

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/cool.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

hahahahha


~KABHI TORNA NA KISI KEY DIL KO~
~BARI NAZUK SI CHEEZ YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI PHOOLUN KO TUM NEY DEKHA HAE?~
~KUCH INHI KEY JAESA HOTA HAE~
~ANMOOL BHI KEH SAKTEY HO DIL KO~
~PAR SAB KEY PASS YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI ANSOO NA BEHNEY KI SURAT MEIN~
~YEH DIL HI TO HAE JO ROTA HAE~

LOLzzzzz

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif


ô¿ô
.~.
Rude Boyz Rulez

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

too good…
will be on our uni notice board in just a few minutes…

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

glad to hear that ..
b/w which uni are we talking about over here?

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

glad to hear that ..
b/w which uni are we talking about over here?

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif



***I dunno where I’m going. I dunno what for. But I’m making progress.


http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

[This message has been edited by chris_wazir (edited July 11, 2002).]