TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing his wife turning
back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have
for her
Birthday.I’d like to be six again, she replied,still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day !He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster…everything there was. Five hours
later they
staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
felt
upside down.He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra
fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy,
M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well
dear, what
was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to
get it
wrong.
@ the joke…