I always smile, when I realise that the style of speaking Urdu/Punjabi is still the same on both sides of the border.
ulta chor kotwal ko dante,
kaun chor, kaun Kotwal
Bafkoof, Gadha, Oloo, Khachar,
*******, Bhen chod, Ma chod, ******, Sala,
Ghodhe beth kar, soo jana
late Lateef
Ser savha peyeh
Sir sarea thera, sir svaha pei therey
Sir munya jaye thera
Hi Allah
etc etc
Funny is it not.